As every writer knows, the best one can do in this situation is to PUT YOUR BUTT IN THE CHAIR and keep writing.
So I tried. I sat and stared at the screen. Whatever I did, I wasn’t going to get up from the chair. I trudged and I sludged through and came up with something like 5 usable words. But that was okay, because I was NOT getting up from the chair.
Hmmm. Still in the chair. Nothing coming out. Some writers, when they hit this point, distract themselves with computer games. Friends I know play Solitaire, or FreeCell or Farmville or Mafia Wars.
Me, I looked around my office and thought, “You know what? I need some inspiration in this room. I need a new desk. If I were writing on a period desk (or at least a reproduction, which would be easier on the pocketbook), I would be so much more inspired.” So I Googled “French Writing Desks” and boy, did I find some. Which started this exploration into time wasting that has now become my “Fantasy Santa List.”
So, Santa Baby (purred in my most gravelly Eartha Kitt tone)...I hope you’re listening.
For a mere $75,000, I can have this lovely Napoleon III Tortoise Shell writing desk.
Can’t you just see the words beginning to flow as I sit before it? A bit much? Okay, I’ll settle for something much more reasonable. For less than $5000, I can have this.
Although, as my husband so practically pointed out, why would I spend so much on a desk that I couldn’t even sit a drink on without fear of ruining it? Hmmm. True. Maybe I’ll just keep my $99 thrift store desk I’m currently writing on. Think I could gilt it???
Next on my list, of course, is a country home in the UK. I mean, that would be VERY inspiring to a historical author, right? I could sit in my office looking out of the expanse of my wooded park and just breathe in the inspiration!
So, Santa, I’ll take this:
It’s only GBP £4,250,000 for this Classical Country house built by Sir William Bruce in 1685. And when I need some inspiration, check out this view from the back.
http://search.knightfrank.com/edn090033
Not in the budget? Fine, I guess I’ll take this one instead. It’s only GBP £1,600,000 for Balmory Hall, an Early Victorian mansion house with spectacular views over Ascog Bay. And look, there’s a lovely desk already in it, just waiting for me!
http://search.knightfrank.com/edn080190
Still a bit much? Fine...it is a recession, Santa. I understand. I’ll be just as happy with this one at £950,000, just outside of Glasgow. Yes, it’s a little “newer”, built in 1914, which is outside of the period that I write, but I’m quite certain I would still be inspired greatly!
And finally, I’ll take this custom car built by N2A (no two alike). It’s called a 789.
http://www.n2amotors.com/vehicles.aspx?VehicleID=2
It sits on a Corvette C6 chasse with its front styled like a ‘57 Chevy, sides like a ‘58, rear like a ’59, hence its designation “789”. The base price for this custom car starts around $140,000. And yes, I know. No one in Georgian, Regency or Victorian England had a car like this, or any car at all for that matter. I don’t want it because it will inspire my writing. I want it because it’s COOL!
Well, there ends “Heather’s Fantasy Santa List of 2009”. Now, I’d better get back to reality. And writing! Husband says that when I sell my first book, we’ll talk about a nice “reproduction” French writing desk—one that I can sit a drink on as long as I use a coaster. And that sounds lovely.
Of course, as nice as all of those other things would be, I wouldn’t trade them for the things that I have: my wonderful husband and son, and the love of our families and friends.
What’s on your “Fantasy Santa List” and what do you have that you wouldn’t trade away for everything on it?
